Sammy Smartphone: On Tour to Talk About Forest Destruction!
Posted by on December 2nd, 2011 
Well folks, my tour starts today and I couldn't be more excited! My chainsaw is packed, my battery is charged and my GPS is set for forest destruction.
I was so mad when I heard that my competitors like Sprint had actually started to reduce their forest footprint. I knew I needed to get out and let our customers and employees know that at Verizon we're still going to be America’s biggest wireless forest destroyer!
I can't wait to get on the road tomorrow and start meeting all the Verizon employees and customers. Imagine how they're going to feel when they hear that last year I chopped down possibly millions of trees for copy paper, bills, junk mail and other paper products!
Now where should I go first...?
Sammy Smartphone: On Tour to Talk About Forest Destruction!
Well folks, my tour starts today and I couldn't be more excited! My chainsaw is packed, my battery is charged and my GPS is set for forest destruction.
I was so mad when I heard that my competitors like Sprint had actually started to reduce their forest footprint. I knew I needed to get out and let our customers and employees know that at Verizon we're still going to be America’s biggest wireless forest destroyer!
I can't wait to get on the road tomorrow and start meeting all the Verizon employees and customers. Imagine how they're going to feel when they hear that last year I chopped down possibly millions of trees for copy paper, bills, junk mail and other paper products!
Now where should I go first...?
